Cinco de Moustache

Every year I participate in something called Cinco de Mustache (in celebration of Cinco de Mayo). On April 1st you start clean shaven and then you don't shave until May 5th. On May 5th you then shave out the best mustache you can. Every year I have high hopes for what kind of mustache I will do. However, every year when I shave out my mustache I realize it looks nothing like what I pictured in my head. I have come to the conclusion that I just don't have what it takes to grow a good looking mustache, which is sad because as Rod Kimble once said "all great men have mustaches."